Some Random Song on the Radio... 2003-08-12 @ 10:44 p.m. The following is a conversation I just had to post. I'm going straight to hell, and what you are about to read is proof of that. WARNING: The following consists of a mass of spelling and grammatical errors. I will now supply you with a list of words you might be confused with: "Menono" is "I don't know". "Joo" is "you". "Jes" is "yes". "Boot" is "but". "Es" is "is". If I have failed to include every word whose meaning you cannot decipher, I apologize, profusely. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _Joanna: Do you want to get high and mutilated with me?! Joanna: Come on you know you wanna...all the "cool" kids are doing it.... Me: Not mutilated... Joanna: boot y? Me: High... Me: Not mutilated. Me: Me no likey pain Joanna: Boot you'll be so high joo won't know what the fuck is happening. Me: ...Ok Me: I'll get mutilated on THAT note. Joanna: So we es going to get high and mutilated? Me: If I'm sooo stoned I can't step two feet in front of me without getting motion sickness, then yeah. Me: Jes Me: We can do that in the corner of spill out, in high school. Me: No one will notice... Joanna: I think they will notice Me: ... Me: What about on your balcony, with Jesus? Joanna: Me no think he will likey that. Me: Jes, he would. Me: He's into mutilation... Me: Lookit that crown of thorns he wears. Me: ...and those piercings on his hands and feet. Me: He's "totally hardcore", yo. Joanna: kk, We'll get him to mutilate us Me: yay! Me: He's very experienced Me: He's been doing it for a long time... Me: ...like, 2003 years, or something Joanna: Me hope he doesn't nail me to anything... Me: Is he into kinky sex?! Me: This is a surprise... Me: Me knew he liked pain...boot me no knew he liked it like THAT. Joanna: Menono Joanna: Offer yourself to him Me: No thanks...what if he mutilates me while I'm NOT high? Joanna: Then that will be great entertainment for me... Me: Whore! Me: You WANT to hear me moaning and screaming... _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I hope you enjoyed that glimpse into my online life. Now, if you'd excuse me, I must go. Jesus and Joanna are waiting for me at her place with a crack pipe and some razor blades. What fun!____________ Listening to: Some random song on the radio...
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